Sunday, September 7, 2008

Internet Formalities, Hamsters and Punk Rock.

Well well welly welly well well....

Is there any need for EVERY SINGLE INSTANT MESSAGE TO START OFF WITH: "Hey, hey, sup, nm you?, nm, cool!?!?!?!" Didn't think so. I need to move out, and my first order of business is to buy a hamster. That is my motivation to gtfo my house... buy a hamster, because they're fucking adorable and awesome. What happened to punk rock? Thanks to these shitty emo scene cut myself and cry in the dark bands, the scene is ruined. I don't know how long it has been, but for the love of all things holy... tight jeans and stupid t-shirts? Really? Sometimes I just want to kick one of them squarely in each testicle (providing they have them) just to prove a point. You aren't cool, now stop crying in your house and go shop at Hot Topic (Fatgoth Chick) for some more stupid fucking scene clothes, pussy.

OH IT'S PART DEUX.

I don't do drama. Fuck drama, fuck it hard and fast without any sort of lubricating element. Was that too graphic? Sorry. Not really. One of my good friends is currently having issues with this chick, who is another friend of mine. Yay for being stuck in the middle! All I hear is one person's side... and trying to find that sense in the center is difficult.

TL;DR Version: IM language is annoying, Hamsters are adorable, Scenesters can GTFO and FUCK DRAMA.

Now, let's hug it out bitch.

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